Jonathan Lim/

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11:08 PM

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Near Death Experience

Today, as usual the ktm was being a whore. 4 trains was passing here and there on one single track so it lead to me having to wait for the sky to fall. When the train finally arrived, it was packed with people and others on the outside was pushing their way in, even the ladies coach was filled with men. As we passed stations, more and more people squished in till it was difficult to even breathe. Halfway from KL Cental to Angkasapuri, the train stopped in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, a white light shook from out of the blue but everyone thought it was just the lightning outside as it was raining. Next thing we knew, hard knocks went about the roof of the train. Everyone assumed it was just probably some rocks or birds but the hard knockings continued for about 3minutes then everything went blackout after that. I swear I thought that it was some ghost doing all this crap. Then I heard a lady shout at the peak of her voice from the front coach and people from the front coach was pushing and rushing to get to the middle coach. Then I knew something was wrong so me and a few other strangers tried to break the glasses on the side of the train but it was rock solid. I tried punching and elbowing(that was when I got electrocuted) while others tried to kick it open till some dumb ass uncle came and tried to break the glass with his umbrella saying "tepi, tepi, biar saya pecah", manatau the end result was his umbrella pecah first. Then 2 doors at the back opened and everyone rushed and pushed their way through not bothering about others. As I followed the crowd, I could see some crying while some retarded people laughing, I didn't know whether to help the crying ones or the slap the shit outta the laughing ones, so I just ignored. As I reached the door, only I realized everyone had to jump from 6 feet high so I went with it and tried to help the others get down. When all was out, some morons was still taking pictures while the idiotic ktm staff was smoking watching the movie. It was then only I heard people saying that there was smoke coming out of the first coach and it almost caught on fire, also, when I saw the train, it was tilted to the left like it was going to collapse but it didn't in the end. Everybody then walked on the tracks all the way to Angkasapuri station in the rain.
Conclusion: The mother-fucking prime minister should take the ktm everyday and let him "enjoy" the pleasures of being molested, squeezed, pushed, robbed and... just die lah that fucking whore.